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confirmance:

ignoring me is really the best way to irritate me

(via yelled)

" Life is too short for shitty sex and bad relationships.
So go find someone who fucks you right and treats you how you deserve to be treated. "

betterthankanyebitch:

how

(Source: k1mkardashian, via kingofthebasics)

betterthankanyebitch:

liteskint:

my heart

i want you

(Source: calithepug, via kingofthebasics)

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gameandwatch:

i remember way too many small details about people so i have to act dumb sometimes so i don’t freak them out

(via kingofthebasics)

dragon-in-a-fez:

sassykardashian:

IF YOU EVER GET IN A FIGHT WITH YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER JUST BREATHE IN THE HELIUM OUT OF A BALLOON AND HAVE AN ARGUMENT AND THE FIRST ONE TO LAUGH LOSES

you just put every marriage counsellor out of business

(Source: 552, via thecomedyplace)

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" Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress. "
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